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(If you have some for #3, submit them!)

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<insomn1a_> you guys wont believe this.
<insomn1a_> first ZGV locks up my machine and reboots it
<insomn1a_> now my girlfriend wont put out cause i farted in bed.

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<sudiphed> insomn1a_: i never fart in front of my gf.. and she never does
	   in front of me.. it's a pact we have
<sudiphed> we agreed on it
<sudiphed> actually, i do.. but i make sure they're quiet and the windows
	   are open

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<insomn1a_> w3ell, since im not gonna get any.. i should just go hop in
	    bed and jackoff and fart for  a few hours

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<tribal> i hate christians.. (no offence to christians)

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<whirr81> hahahaha
<whirr81> as if i'm that fumb.
<whirr81> dumb.
<whirr81> shit.

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<volatile_> (drax): one word, grow up, you can't do anything about that
            face of yours, but do something to that childish mentality of
	    yours
<blk_jack> He did it again!

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(:) <join #ascii:polymorph> ff@dollar.picadoll.net
<polymorph:#ascii> good morning asciinam

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(:) <mode #ascii:G0AT> +b *!*@*.il
(:) <kick #ascii:polygon-) kicked by G0AT (banned: hmm)
<blk_jack> We need some new channel masters.
<blk_jack> Ones that don't set country perms.
 blk_jack glares at sinned
<sean_k> blk_jack: we were regulating some morons from .il who came
         in hear screaming about how they were jewish :P
<sean_k> we told them we were playing SimNazi, and that I just needed 10
         more bans before I made SS

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<tum> i just used gilette cool water body wash while taking a shower
      today. i think not getting this girl i want is turning me gay.

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<mCee`kaes> great mids think alike.
<mCee`kaes> er.
<mCee`kaes> minds.

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(on the topic of mankind pics...)
<blk_jack> How come he cuts them off at the exact same point each time?
<blk_jack> That's wack.
<hAji\\> yeah, he needs more logos...good logos.
<hAji\\> probably on the basis of how much time he spends.
<s2nMIMIC> blk_jack; he must have an unreg'd version of vga -> ascii .. it
           only does half ..

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<sinned81> 01/09/99  10:29a     111,278,172 Star Trek - Insurrection[1of2].rm
<sinned81> hahaahahahah
<blk_jack> sinned81: haha
<sinned81> can we say...  DELETE.  :)
<s2nMIMIC> can we say .. dcc to serial toon

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<hAji\\> i have to go call soem girl, now.
<blk_jaMMC> call some girl?
<blk_jaMMC> You *could*
<blk_jaMMC> Or you could go back to #ascii & have a BLAAAAAAST
<hAji\\> uh...hmm.
<hAji\\> let me think about it.
(:) <logoff:#litt> hAji\\ has quit irc (irc.N for mIRC)

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<sinned81> go call your little kristen friend.
<sinned81> i'm sure she gives good head.
<blk_jaMMC> KRISTIN, GET IT RIGHT, BASTARD.
<sinned81> oh, whatever
<sinned81> little slut girl
<blk_jaMMC> She's not a slut, hobag.
<sinned81> hahaha
<sinned81> so, did you ever get any from her?
<blk_jaMMC> My finger got some.
<blk_jaMMC> If yah know what I mean.
<blk_jaMMC> *wink*
(:) sinned81 is not impressed

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<vapid_:#bear> holy shit
<vapid_:#bear> ABC is using Korn's "Got The Life" for it's football theme
               music

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<tribal> i'm so racist. i bought a CD for $1 today only because the band
	 was called The Japs
<tribal> i havn't even heard the cd yet
<tribal> its probably shit
<tribal> with song names like "She's got a fund", "Hurly curly Girl" and
         "Let's Dance Around".. i'm sure its shit
<zero81> .mp3 it.

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<kayozz> teskos is the BIGGEST dicksuck to Disco i have EVER seen!
<kayozz> oh my god it sickens me.
<revolve> why would astro kiss discos ass?
<zero81> He might be doing it inadverantly, seeing as disco does have
	 quite a huge ass.

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<zstar`81> you ever tried to type with wax on your fingers? its weird.
<blk_jaMMC> zstar`81: Dude, keep that shit on your legs.. it'll fuck up
	    the keyboard.

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