The party

There was once this guy who wanted to have a party, except he wanted to
make it a party with a difference so he decided to get everyone to dress
according to a mood.  SO it comes to th night of the party.  Doorbell
rings, and he opens it.  There's a guy standing all dressed in red.  He
says "who are you?"  The guy dressed in red says "oh, i'm red with
rage!"  So the host gladly says "come in, come in!".  A while later the
doorbell rings again.  The next person is dressed all in green - green
with envy.  And so on.

A while after this, the doorbell rings again and the host opens the
door.  There are two indian guys standing there completely naked.  One
has his dick stuck in a pear, the other has his dick in a bowl of
custard.  The rather shocked host politely asks "and who might you two
be?"  One answers with a strong indian accent - "i'm deep in dis pair".
The other answers "i'm fucking dis custed."

