THE FOLLOWING IS A SATYRICAL ATTACK
DIRECTED TO A FEW SELECT PIRATES IN 
THE APPLE PIRATE WORLD. 

CIRCLE OF DENEB/CIRCLE OF DICKS/
CIRCLE OF DWEEBS (IN CASE YOU MISSED
OUT)

DEFINITION:
CIRCLE-A PLANE OF FIGURES BOUNDED
BY EVERY POINT WHIC IS EQUALLY DIST-
-ANT FROM A FIXED POINT CALLED THE 
CENTER.
OF-PREPOSITION, FROM, AMONG.
DENEB-BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE CONST-
-ELLATION CYGNUS. 

PUT THEM TOGETHER...MAKES A LOT OF
SENSE, EH?  I GUESS THE BOY! GOT 
DESPERATE FOR A NAME WHEN HIS GROUP
FINALLY FOUND A LAME EXCUSE OF A 
WARE CALLED IKARI WARRIORS WITH A
PROTECTION SCHEME ON IT THAT WAS
EASY ENOUGH FOR HIS SIMPLETON MIND
TO DEFEAT.  A RENNAISANCE OF THE
STRATA-CRACKERS PERHAPS?

PEACEFROG.  YOU MOTHER-LESS FUCK.
WHERE IS THEXDER //E?

CRASHER.  YOU FLAMMING FAGGOT.
YOUR EGO IS ABOUT AS INFLATED AS
THE LATE ORSON WELL'S BELLY.
LEARN HOW TO CRACK.

TONY/HIGH V.  YOU FASCIST SCUM.

DISKMASTER.  YOU TALK TOO MUCH 
ABOUT TOO LITTLE.

BRIAN FIST.  GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD
RUBBISH.  HMM, WHY DID YOU LEAVE
THE APPLE PIRATE COMMUNITY?
YOUR PRESENCE MADE A GOOD TOPIC OF
CONVERSATION. 

THE MARTYR (MR. HITMAN FOR HIRE).
PLEASE, FIND MY TRUE IDENTITY AND
THREATEN ME 'REVENGE'.  I COULD USE
A GOOD LAUGH.  THE ONLY INGENUITY
THIS IDIOT POSSESSES IS GETTING MY
PHONE NUMBER AND TURNING IT INTO A
20 MEG BBS.  GET REAL.

TO YOU PEOPLE THAT CALL YOURSELVES
'PIRATES' AND CAN'T PROGRAM WORTH
DIDDLY-FUCK.  YOU ARE AN INSULT TO
THE COMPUTER MOVEMENT.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE DOC.

GLENN.  YOU POMPOUS, ARROGANT SCUM.
YOU RUN A BOARD FALLING UNDER THE
CLASSIFICATION OF A SUBJECT ON 
WHICH YOU KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT.
PROGRAMMING.  LEARN HOW TO BOOT
UP A SECTOR EDITOR FOR CHRIST'S
SAKE, YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT ON
THE PHONE.  AND QUIT RUNNING TO
HANSEL EVERYTIME YOU NEED HELP ON
SOMETHING TO DO WITH PROGRAMMING,
YOU'VE BEEN IN THE PIRATE WORLD 
FOR 4 TO 5 YEARS NOW, GET OFF YOUR
LOUSY ASS AND DO SOMETHING WORTH-
-WHILE WITH THAT COMPUTER.

THIS CONCLUDES MY COMMENTARY, I 
HOPE YOU HAVE FOUND IT ENJOYABLE
AND ENTERTAINING.


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