----------------------------------- ->HOW TO RIP OFF A CHANGE MACHINE<- ----------------------------------- SO YA NEED MONEY, AND YA NEED IT FAST!? WELL HERE IS A FAST AND EASY WAY TO CHANGE YOUR NICKELS AND DIMES INTO QUARTERS! HERE'S THE EQUIPMENT THAT YOU NEED ACCESS TO IN A FAIRLY SECLUDED AREA: 1) A COPY MACHINE THAT IS OF FAIRLY GOOD QUALITY.. (THE ONES AT MY COLLEGE ARE SHITTY, BUT THEY WORK ANYWAY...) 2) A CHANGE MACHINE THAT CHANGES 1'S AND 5'S TO QUARTERS. 3) A 1 OR 5 DOLLAR BILL 4) A TABLE PAPER CUTTER THAT CUTS PAPER EXACTLY STRAIGHT. 5) A LOT OF COURAGE! OK WHAT YOU DO IS WALK INTO THE PLACE AND COPY THE FACE SIDE OF YOUR DOLLAR. PUT THE DOLLAR BILL FACE DOWN AND IN THE EXACT MIDDLE OF THE MACHINE'S WINDOW. THE FIRST TIME YOU DO THIS, ONLY MAKE ONE COPY, BECAUSE IT MIGHT NOT WORK CORRECTLY. WHEN YOU GET YOUR COPIED DOLLAR BILL FROM THE MACHINE, CHECK THE TONER AND MAKE SURE THAT IT IS JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL. IF ITS TOO DARK OR TOO LIGHT, THEN ADJUST THE COPY MACHINE ACCORDINGLY. WHEN YOU GET A PERFECTLY CONTRASTED DOLLAR, TAKE IT OVER TO THE PAPER CUTTER AND PUT THE ORIGINAL DOLLAR OVER THE PAPER DOLLAR AND SLICE THE DOLLAR OUT OF THE BIG PIECE OF PAPER. NOW FOR THE PHUN PART. MAKE SURE THAT THERE ARE NO HIDDEN CAMERAS IN THE ROOM WATCHING YOU, OR YOU'LL BE CAUGHT FOR SURE!!!!!!!!!! WALK UP TO THE CHANGE MACHINE AND CASUALLY SLIDE THE DOLLAR BILL INTO THE MACHINE AND PUSH THE CARRIAGE OR WHATEVER IN. IF THE DOLLAR COMES BACK OUT THEN TAKE IT, RIP IT IN HALF AND PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET. THROW IT AWAY SOMEPLACE ELSE. BUT IF THE JINGLING JOY OF QUARTERS COMES, YOU WILL BE IN THE MONEY!!!! BUT WHEN YOU DO IT, DO IT IN MASS AMMOUNTS, BECAUSE IF YOU DO ONE A DAY, THEY'LL PROBABLY POST A GUARD IN THERE OR SOMETHING... THIS METHOD GOT ME $10 IN ONE SESSION, BUT I'M SURE THE NEXT TIME I GO BACK THERE I'LL MAKE A LOT MORE....HEH HEH HAVE PHUN NOW, AND TELL ME YOUR RECORD WINNINGS IN ONE DAY... BETTER THAN THE LOTTERY! ------------->JUDGE DREDD<------------- CALL THE NIGHTDROP 916-685-6899 THE YEAR OF DARKNESS 916-638-8129 THE GARDEN OF EDEN 916-338-4133 THE ENLIGHTMENT 916-682-2990