***************** * * ******** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ******** h i m e l u l r e f r s _____________________________________________________________ Text File 1/????? !!!Our first text file!!! The topic of this file is to show how to make a very strong glue out of milk, vinegar, and baking soda. Much of the aparatus used can be substituted with ordinary glassware, imagination, and/or common sense. The Apparatus: Graduated Cylander Hot Plate Beaker Thermometer Stirring Rod Erlenmeyer Flask Funnel The Materials: NONFAT Milk Baking Soda Vinegar Paper Towel The Making: 1.) Pour 125 mL of non-fat milk into a beaker. 2.) Add 20 mL of vinegar 3.) Place the mixture on a hot plate or open flame. Be careful to heat the mixture to no more than 60 degrees celcius. 4.) Filter the heated mixture through a piece of paper towel into an Erlenmyer flask. Discard the whey, the shit that seeps through the paper towel into the flask. 5.) Scrape the contents of the paper towel into another beaker. Add a small amount (1 gram) of baking soda to the beaker. Fill with water slowly until the consistency of thick glue is obtained. The Killer Smurfs will not be held responsible for any shit that hits the fan and scatters all over the joint as a result of this glue that bonds wood quite well. The above recipe does work. We did this in Chemistry class and it worked quite well. That is all for now! See you all later! May the knights who until recently said NEET, be with you, always!