¨             ANOTHER BULLSHIT FILE OF TOTAL IRRELEVANCE¨                    FROM THE LIBRARY OF¨¨                          {{ REPOMAN }}                       ¨¨¨/_¨_\/_                     Getting others to Commit Suicide_\/_Well, lately, there has been many Suicides lately.  A littlewhile ago, here inbeautiful NJ, 4 teenagers said their last rites and startedthe car up in thegarage.  This brought a smile to my face, you see, the morepeople dead,the better off you are in the game of life.   When peopleour age die, thatmeans the rest of us have a better chance of getting intothe college we want,cause there is less of them to compeate with.  There aremore jobs to have, andmaybe you might find one you like.   There is more food andother materialproducts, and this keeps the price of everything down.  Itsjust better forthe whole society.   Who cares about the mourning family,they'll get over it,as you know who says "another day, another death"...   Deathis a fact of lifefor everyone, and the more dead, the better.HOW YOU CAN HELP:-----------------Find somebody that looks (as follows) like this:-Real Ugly, someone who needs to be put out of misery, andso we don't have tolook at them-Real Quiet, these people usally have something wrongupstairs, they can't dealwith other people, they are no good to you anyway.-Real Stupid, everybody knows someone like this, like IQ of98, someone who canbe pursuaded easily into the act.-Someone with parents that prod them, like high pressureparents, who tellthier kids to do well in everything or die...(this is the good one)-Somebody who has tried committing suicide before, causethey are fucked upallready and they are the easist to convince.CONVINCING THEM:----------------Ok, find one of the above and try the first tactic, totalharassment.  Just ragand rag and rag and rag on them, tell them their mothersucks black cock inhell, send letters saying that they are illegitimate, sayingthat they aredrafted into the Marines..  Call them up and tell her momthat she doesCrack and she's pregnant.  Get a guy that looks like a totalscumbag bikerwith chains and shit and tell her mom that he's ready topick her up  fortheir orgy.   Or if its a guy tell him 'yo maun, i got destuff, wheres demoney??"... Just make their total life hell.ORBefriend them, get real close to them, tell them you lovethem, you want tobe with them forever (in hell).  Get close to the parentsto, act real nice,kiss some ass, be a real goody 2 shoes, feel like part ofthe family.Then make up some crisis you supposedly had at home, saythat your dad isgonna kick you outa the house if (you dont cut thathair)...sorry...you dont get a job and pay for everythingyou use.  Say that he grounded your for 5732 days and youcan't go anywhere.Then lie to the other kid's parents and tell them somethinglike your(son) daughter's is hooked on drugs and get her in trouble.Then atnight tell the other party to meet you somewhere, like on abridge, anywherethat you can die easily.  Then make her feel like shit andask (demand) herto go in a suicide jump together, go 1-2-3, she jumps youstay where youare and laugh.PACTS:------Suicide Pacts are the best way to get rid of alot of peopleat once.  Pactsusally consist of 2 to 6 people, (unlike my good friend JimJones who wiped outover 300 with poisoned Kool-Aid), and are usally done in apainless way.Try to find a bunch of depressed people and tell them tojoin your littlegroup that meets twice a week to 'talk' about everyonesproblems.Bullshit with them for a week or two, show a few other waysout of depression(which should'nt work) then tell them (strongly) about aeasy way out,convince them into a SUICIDE PACT.  Probability is that if 2or 3 agree withit, the whole group will do it, and that's just dandy!.PRE-ACT TACTICS:----------------Now since this person is never going to be around any more,and if you sayyou are going with them, tell the other party to give youall their belongingsso you can 'give it to charity, someone who really needsit'.  Of course allthe goods go to bank account and some good blow.Also, if you play your cards right, you can take out a lifeinsurance policyon the person and make 10g's to 1 mil, depending on thecompany and howstupid they are.Or if you forgot about the pre-act tactics just go to theparents and say'She would want me to have this' (a $2500 pioneer stereorack system),a few weeks after the death, and cry when you do it.WAYS OF SUICIDE:----------------The folling is a list of many ways to get the person tocommit suicide:-Carbon Monoxide, as in automobile exhaust, a very painlessway to die.  Youjust sit in the car, in a garage, and it feels like you aregoing to sleep.-A Gun, also another painless way, point the gun at thetemple (head), aimon an angle towards the lower base of the skull, instantDEATH.-Slitting of the Wrists, very stupid, painful at first, buteventually you gointo shock.  This way of suicide has the highest failurerate due to peoplechickening out, it lasts from 20 mins. to sometimes 3 hrs.not a good way.-Jumping off a tall building, a good way, because %50 of thepeople that jumpDIE of fright before hitting the ground.  Somewhat tramaticfor the 4 secondsyou are in the air, but more or less, a good way.-Jumping in front of a Bus, Train, or any Large vehicle, a%75 percent successrate as long as your head hits againt the oncoming forcequickly.  People havebeen mangled and lived through it, and you don't want thatto happen, youwant to DIE REMEMBER??-Overdose of Drugs, a somewhat lame way to go depending onthe drug...also you need to take the right amount due to if you taketoo much, you willjust throw it up and suffer for 24 hrs... not to much, notto little, you candetermine by the recomened doseage.  Sleeping pills areprobably the mostpainless, you just pass out.  Overdoses of drugs such asAcid,LSD,and otherphyco drug is another stupid way to go, and if you livethrough it you area vegetable for the rest of your fucking life.Drowning- A bad way to go, due to suffication people whohave lived througha near drowing say "It fucking sucks" to put it in laymensterms, notsuggested.Hanging- good if you do it right.  In the old west they useda more or less'painless' way of hanging.  When they released the lever,your neck broke andusally you couldnt feel anything anyway, and before you knewit, you we DEAD.A relitivly good and graphic way to go.Running your car off a cliff- Very stupid unless you have ahigh cliff ormountain.  People usally try to pull out at the last second,and end upparalized for life.  Not recommended.Electricution- Not bad, as long you have a good current.  Goto your localpower substation and ground yourself to something, and assoon as you touchthe ends of those big semi-condutors, you're history.Poison- Same as drugs.Stabbing yourself- Usally reserved for Sickos, a verypainful way to die, andyou watch yourself bleed to death.  Pretty beat way to go.Drinking yourself to Death-Sounds fun, should try itsometime....but seriously,probably not a bad way to go, get wasted, and die!  Getgrain alcohol,199 proof, good shit.Well, im probably missing like hundreds of more ways, butthis file isjust to get you started in the game of life.  Good luck, andkeep trackof your results.:-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-::::    Call these SUICIDAL lines::::    The Metal AE/BBS-10megs-3/1200-all METAL...........201879 6668      ::    Metalland West AE/BBS/FUR/T-10 MEGS................503538 0777      ::    The Dark Side AE/BBS 35megs-12/2400................408245 7726      ::    Speed Demon Private BBS-Private....................415522 3074      ::    Upside-Down AE/BBS-20megs-1200only.................201398 2953      ::    DL's Data Service AE/BBS...........................305395 6906      ::::_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_:Of course thanks to:Killer Kurt, Lustfer Deth, Zandar Zan, The Metallian, Tom Araya, Kerry King,Jeff Haneman, The Necrophiliac, Kracker, Crack, Blow, The Sisters of SODOM,Master of Reality, The Rocker, Necular Deth, Bit Butcher, Dr.LaRue of E.Bergenfield NJ, The Metal AE for distribution, smoke, All D/T/S/SS METAL,SLAYER, The Outland, and all members past and present of The Neon Knights._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._.Written on April 4, 1987.  (C) 1987 by The Neon Knights   All Rights ReservedAny part of this file may be used in the News Media as long as The Blade andThe Neon (fucking) Knights are given credit.  YOURMOTHERSUCKSCOCKSINHELL!!!!!!_._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._.