How to get Revenge on Someone ----------------------------- Written by Black Fire and Capt. Cloner Everyone has an enemy that they would like to seek revenge on without the victim knowing who the aggressor is. Here are ways that have been proven effective in the field of harrasing and/or annoying someone. Call the news papers, and adverise an arctile similar to this: "You too can make calls free through MCI, ITT, and other long distance services just by making a local call. For more information, send a self-adressed stamped envlope to:(fill in name and adress with zip code)" After this has appeared in the papers, inform your local FBI agent or police officer of his ad. You can also advertise an ad like this: "Apple //e, 128k, 2 disk drives, Amdek Color 3 Monitor, Hayes Smartmodem 1200, and much more. $750 or best offer. (phone number)". Another prank is to call house at all hours, and post on all boards that a new bulletin board is opening up at his number. Get everyone you know to call him at all times (preferably late at night. Call answering machines, and give the persons number and tell them to call right away. Also during the day you can look up people in the phone that have a "Mr. and Mrs." there, and the wife will probably be home, but not the husband, so tell the wife to tell the husband to call your victim as soon as possible and give number. Call Taxi's, Exterminators, Pizza deliverys, Catorers, Garages, Plumers, Dog Funeral Homes, Flower and Ballon deliverys, Moving Services, Singing and Striptease telegrams, Junkyards to remove garbage, report robberies and fires at his/her house, Locksmiths, order oil from several companies (heating oil), order family portraits taken at their home, sign him/her up for the army, call realtors to put house for sale, Septic cleaners, house remodelers, call Bell + tell you are having with phone, call cable company, and call phone sex lines that call back and give his number to call back. Order plane tickets, send brochures of all shit like colleges, beauty schools, and all other things that send info. on their place, and adress it to: "DICK" and his last name. To have a little phun, drop by his house one day, tie a chain to the back of you truck/car and the other end to the victims mailbox. Take off, and no more mailbox. Also, throw eggs at house and cars, piss on cars and is gas tank of cars. Get 300 sheets+ of paper and put in a paper shreader and after it is in 1" by 1" pieces, throw all over his lawn in various places. Another fun thing is to bring along a baseball bat and knock the shit out of his mailbox. Send mail with not enough postage to them, and wrap up bricks and rocks and put no return adress on them and drop in a mailbox. Get a library card out in his name, and take out books and don't return them. Lay tacks on either side of tires of his car so either way he will run over them. Take weed killer, and pour it on his flower garden or put your initials on his front yard with it so it will show up with dead grass. You can also use the old trick of laying dog shit on his front porch. Pour grease all over driveway and steps, dump your garbage cans over front yard, when he puts his garbage at the end of the driveway, dump the cans over the street so he will have to pick it up in the morning. Smear warm tar on his car windshield, and that shit isn't coming off. Crazy Glue or stick gum over and in his car locks, and if he goes to school do the same to his locker. Catch fish, and let them sit out in the sun for a day, and that night lay the fish in their front yard. Lay cow shit in their air conditioner, and stick sticks in the between the fan blades for the air conditioner. The toilet paper around their trees is always good, and wet toilet paper and stand out in the street and whip them at their house, and when it dries, it is hard as rock stuck to their house. If they leave toys out, stick skate- boards under car tires, rip heads off of dolls, pull seats out bikes, and let air out of bike tires. You can also ride by in the car with your BB gun, and try your target practice. Some of this has been tried, and some not, but remember that it is best to be near them when these happen, so you can see their faces. Never hint who you are, and warn that you are not finshed yet. The best weapon you have is your phone, because they can't keep their phone off the hook 24 hrs. a day. If they take the phone off the hook, try back in 1/2 hour, and it will be back on. Most of these have been proven effective, and the others will most likely effective. We have sat here for hours thinking of every possible method of harrasing, bothing, and annoying someone to the point of insanity. This has been written by Black Fire with the help of Captain Cloner. We will be writing more as soon as more ideas are tested. You will be hearing more from us. 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