D I S C L A I M E R ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Read Carefully!) The following text is submitted for informational/educational purposes only. The author is in no way, in whole or in part, responsible for the use, misuse and/or abuse of the information contained therein. (Give To The Cancer Society... I May Get It!) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- *********************************** *** PHUN AT THE LAUNDRYMAT! *** *************************** Me and me good budy were sittin round at the mat, smokin' away, when the manager comes along and tells us to get the hell out. His mistake! Here's a bunch of good ways to wreak havok at the laundry mat... ENJOY! 1. Get some krazy glue and glue the locks where they get the phreakin money out of the machine and glue em good. This *really* ticks them off, but doesn't cause that much damage. 2. Get a hand phul of bullets(.22 is nice) and throw em in the dryer. Shut the door, and glue it if you can. Then, deposit some cash, and RUN LIKE HELL! It'll take some time for them to go off (usually), but you don't want to be around. 3. Toss anything that stinks into the dryer. Sulpher works great, but even rotten eggs or a nice bag of fresh dog shit does just as well. When the dryer heats up, it'll stink up the whole damn place. Another trick is dumping gas or gear oil in and lighting it. This is more dangerous, as it may cause short-circuits in the heating elements causing an electrical fire. 4. Toss something in the washers to phuck people up. People generally don't take a hard look in an unused washer. They just open it up to see if there's any clothes in there, then use it. Try dumping some motor oil in, or some strong food colouring (the paste-stuff is best). The best thing would be a bright acrylic paint (not water-based!) 5. If you can get at it, find out where the drainage hose is at the back of the washer... usually just a black hose on the rear-left (sometimes right) side. If you *can* see it, slash it or just poke a big hole in it. Next time somebody uses the washer they'll end up with about 10+ gallons of water on the floor. Twice that if nobody notices and it goes through the rinse cycle too! 6. Too bad washers/dryers don't make change. Thier coin identification process is notoriously poor. So you should be able to feed it slugs without any problem, especially older models. Hey, at least you get a few free washes! 7. Go outside and find the dryer vent, and plug it up tightly with something (soaked rags work well). These vents are where the dryer gets rid of the moisture. When it's plugged up, it'll take forever for things to dry! 8. If there are washers that let you select a cycle, change the cycle in mid-wash, or just turn it off. This won't cause much problem, but it might make someone have to dish out extra cash... and complain to the asshole manager. 9. Go around to all the washers/dryers and krazy glue all the coin slots (where you put your money in). This'll really phuck 'em up worse than putting glue in the key slot (1). With they key-slot, they can always break it open, and put on a makeshift lock (two holes, a peice of pipe and a padlock'll work great). This way, they can't make *any* money until they get them repaired or replaced. Use PLENTY of glue for best results. Epoxy (harder to break out) would be better, but takes to long to dry. 10. Some other ideas would be to simply shoot the manager with a .45, or plant a thermonuclear device in the dryer. These would only be for someone who's *really* obsessed with laundrymat destruction... who should get themselves some help! Add some more if you can think of any! Have Phun! Written By *** <\/>ontana ildhack *** (enhanced by ]-[ellRazor) X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X