***************************************************************************** * * * The Ninja Warrior * * Presents: * * Smoke Screen #1 * * * ***************************************************************************** THIS IS THE SECOND OF THE NINJA009 SERIES, THE FIRST BEING THE ISSUE: POISON #1. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FIRST BULLETIN AND I'M SURE YOU'LL ENJOY THIS ONE AS WELL... ***WARNING*** AS I KNOW, IN CALIFORNIA, THERE IS A LAW THAT PROHIBITS SMOKE SCREENS. IF YOU GET CAUGHT SCREENING UP THE STREETS, DON'T MENTION YOUR MENTOR TO THE COPS. AND IF YOU WANT TO BE A NINJA, OR JUST A RAD DUDE, DON'T FUCK AROUND IN THE WRONG PLACES, AT THE WRONG TIME... BACKGROUND ON SMOKE SCREENS: ---------------------------- SMOKE SCREENS WERE USED BY THE NINJA FOR A WAY OF ESCAPING IN TIGHT SITUA- TIONS. THE NINJA HAD TWO TYPES OF SMOKE SCREENS. ONE THAT REQUIRES A FLINT AND STONE, AND ONE THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE ANY HEAT. I WILL DESCRIBE THE ONE WHICH REQUIRES A LITTLE HEAT. ALL I KNOW IS THAT A HOT DAY IN L.A. ON TOP OF A BLACK CAR CAN IGNITE THIS SMOKE BOMB. THE NINJA USED TO CALL THE SMOKE SCREENS, 'REI SEI NO KIRI', OR SPIRITUAL FOG, OR 'NAGE DAMA' OR HURLED SMOKE. I WILL BE DISCUSSING THE 'REI SEI NO KIRI' OR SPIRITUAL FOG. PEOPLE HAVE THOUGHT OF THE NINJA AS MAGICAL BEINGS, MOST AMERICANS THINK THEY ARE MYTH- ICAL, BECAUSE THEY HAVE HEARD STORIES FROM FICTIONAL BOOKS. THE NINJA DON'T JUST DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR OR WALK THRU WALLS, THEY SPRAY SOME SMOKES TO HIDE SOME WHERE TEMPORARILY UNTIL THE OPPONENT IS PUZZLED AND LEAVES. I WILL DISCUSS SOME OF THESE TECHNIQUES IN THIS ISSUE. REI SEI NO KIRI --------------- THE OLD WAY OF PREPARING THE SMOKE SCLT PETER IS DISTRIBUTED WELL WITH THE SUGAR. THEN YOU CAN STO DAMAGE IT. WHEN YOU MIX IT WELL ENOUGH, YOU HAVE FINISHED!!! IF YOU DO LIGHT THIS SCREEN, BEWARE...YOU ARE RISKING YOUR OWN LIFE. GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE BUT TRY NOT TO BE SEEN. TIME THE WICK IF POSSIBLE. IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF IT GOING IN A ROOM WITH YOUR FAVORITE ENEMY IN IT, IT CAN KILL THE DUDE WITH 5 MINUTES OF THIS SHIT. THE THING IS IT'S PRETTY EASY TO GET HIS ASS OUT OF THERE, TOO. SO JUST KNOCK HIM OUT COLD BEFORE YOU IGNITE THE SMOKES. IF HE DOES AWAKE, AFTER THE SMOKE DISSIPATES, HE WILL MOST LIKELY DIE OF SOME LUNG PROBLEMS. ANYWAYS, IF YOU WANT HIM TO DIE QUICK WHO GIVES A DAMN. BUT, MAKE SURE IF YOU DO THIS DON'T GET YOUR ASS BUSTED. -------------- WAYS OF ESCAPE -------------- I WON'T GO INTO DETAIL ON THIS ISSUE BUT HERE IS ONE WAY OF EVASION. FIRST MOST LIKELY WHEN A PERSON GETS IN SOME HEAT NOWADAYS, IT'S GONNA BE ON THE STREETS. SO...LOOK FOR A PLACE WHERE YOU KNOW YOU CAN HIDE OUT FOR A WHILE. LIGHT ONE NEARBY AND WHEN THE SMOKE GOES UP, LOOK DIRECTLY AT YOUR OPPONENT UNTIL HE IS VERY DIM AND FAINT, THEN MAKE YOUR MOVE. GO TO YOUR HIDING PLACE. AND STAY THERE FOR A WHILE. WHEN YOU THINK THE COAST IS CLEAR, JAM WHEREVER YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR ASS SAFE. WELL...I HAVE SAID ENOUGH ABOUT DATED: 01-16-1985 PLEASE DO NOT ALTER THIS PHILE IN ANY WAY. I WANT THIS PHILE TO BE COMPLETE AND STAY COMPLETE AS IT IS OFFERED TO MANY CURIOUS MINDS. YOU MAY SHARE THIS PHILE WITH ANYONE AND EVERYONE. BUT THE BEST WAY IS TO KEEP THE SECRETS TO YOUR SELF. T H E N I N J A W A R R I O R NEXT SERIES: HOW TO MAKE A SHURIKEN AND HOW TO USE ONE. Downloaded From P-80 International Information Systems 304-744-2253