THE ANARCHIST'S GUIDE TO THE BLACK ARTS : VOLUME 1 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Created, Compiled and Written By: __________________ |What the Phuck ?! | ____ |_ _______________| __|____|__ |/ -[]-[]- |\_O_/| /_ . _\ *--------------* | | |. | | | The Huntsman | /_/ |. \_\ | & | |_/===|===\_| | The | | |. | | C.H.A.O.S. | |_ |. _| | Agency | /_\---/_\ *--------------* CONTENTS: =-=-=-=-= Introduction..................................The Black Arts Chapter One...................................Theft Chapter Two...................................Destruction Chapter Three.................................Deception Chapter Four..................................Sub-Anarchy Chapter Five..................................The Trials Introduction: =-=-=-=-=-=-= Well here it is, the path to true Anarchy.....Are you worthy of the title of a true Anarchist? We will soon see. The Black arts are Theft, Deception, Destruction and all sub-forms of Anarchy. To master the techniques involved takes time and patience but most of all, it has to be in your blood! You can always tell the difference between a True Anarchist and a dabbler....Pulling the fire alarm at school duzn't cut it ( Although that can be phun during a slow day )...Anyone can do that, BUT, can you do it without getting caught? Well, that is the tough part. Even at an early age one can see the signs of Anarchy emerge...if a kid watches Mister Rogers all day, forget it but if he builds crude weapons out of household items and delights in tortur- ing the family pet, his sister etc.. then he has potential. Anarchy usually starts off small and grows over a long period of time...at first, primitive forms of Anarchy such as crank calls, nicky nine doors and petty theft will begin the process. At this point, frequent failure or getting caught may put a stop to the increasing chaotic tendencies within the person in question. If the little bastard is successful in his endeavors, however, he will move on to bigger and better things. The real phun stuff starts in highschool..there are endless possibilities for amusement at the expense of others....these will be documented latr. One thing to remember however is that there are many obstacles which stand in your path such as COPS, locks, alarms and of course, the most important thing to watch out for is care- lessness on your part. It is becuz of carelessness that many good hellraisers have met their fate. Well, enough bullshit, let's get started!