Pimp.Faq By: Th3L4rK Special thanks to: Muh boyz n biatchez in #hack Pimpin' 1. What is a pimp? 2. How do I start? a. Where? b. When c. W/who? d. HOW MUCH? 3. How to dress like a pimp What is a pimp? A pimp is a person (male) who pimpz* out biatchez* to jerks who need to get laid and want to spend money for it. The people who buy the whores are usually ugly businessmen who need a fuck, and since they cant get a chick they pay one. *Pimpz-gives out; is in charge of the biatchez. Sets prices, customers, etc b. Whore's Business manager. *Biatchez-slut; whore; tramp; floozy; practitioner of the world's oldest profession. How do I Start/Become a Pimp? 1. Where Well, I suppose that the answer to this question is quite obvious. You should start in a large city's downtown area. This si where the businessmen are. 2. When Only at night! Watch out for cops, and people who might carry guns...they might cap yer biatchez (this would be a bad thing). 3. W/who Find some poor females that look good. This can usually be done in restaurants (cheap diners), unemployment offices, streets. 4. HOW MUCH Charges range upon where you are, and what your females look like. Don't worry, once you start doing good, you will have plenty of money, and will never be horny! 2. How to dress like a pimp: 1. Leather pants...all pimps wear tight leather pants; the classic trademark of dah mad pimp. 2. Silk shirt...a definite must, silk shirts are mandatory to be pimpin it up wit dah mad biznitchez*. 3. Dress shoes...any kind will do. 4. No socks...easier when gettin' into the sack with one of yer biatchez. 5. Pager...not a regular pager, but a really loud one for the following reasons: a. So you can hear it when gettin head. b. So you can make your presence acknowledged by those in the area. c. Do you can feel cool. d. So your customers, and biatchez can keep in touch. 6. When you get more money, get a cell phone too for better biatch communication. 7. Gat-strap...to bust a cap in the phool who dares not to pay. 8. Long jacket...so you can store your gat-strap. 9. Fur around the neck. 10. Dark sunglasses...so people dont recognize you during the day. 11. Hat...not a baseball hat, but one of those hats that mob-sters wore in the 30's...they are phat, and are a must have. 12. Jewelry...big, thick, gawdy, gold and diamind jewelry. 13. Big wallet on a chain...dont actually keep your money here, but in your at all times, you should carry no less than $2000. 14. Drive a foreign convertible. *Biznitchez- see biatchez Have phun! This is an unfinished version of the pimp.faq...any questions can be sent to thelark@alpha086.ctcne.com Future versions will be made available soon. Last updated: 4/27/96 10:22est