þáGâþ þárotherhood of Gíds and âetardsþ by MC5 "5 Ways to Kill a Car" ============================================================================== --==Disclaimer==-- The author of this text or the group is in no way responsible for personal injury, property damage, death, dismemberment, or any other harm caused by any idea's contained in this text.. These idea's are in no way meant to be tried and are made solely for an educational purpose... ============================================================================== OK, here is my first contribution for áGâ, 5 ways to severly damage, or completely destroy a car. This research was complied from my many years as a gas station attendant...(G). 1.) This one is a great for that person who thinks their car is the fastest, COoLest, etc., because it will kill a motor in only a few seconds. It is a simple one: all you need is a medium sized bag of metal shavings, and a way under the hood. Once under the hood, all you need to do is pour the shavings into the oil fill area, close it up, and go home. This is great, because soon after the car has been started, and the oil has started to flow throughout the engine, the metal shavings will act like sandpaper; basicly, the rods and all other metal parts that are going to recieve the "clean" oil will be ground down until either a part falls off, or causes a rod knock. The only thing to do after this has happened, is rebuild the motor. 2.) This is one of my favorites; everyone wants higher octane gasoline, and one way to increase octane levels in gasoline is by adding mothballs to the mixture. The only problem is, if you add too many moth- balls, and increase the octane level too much, it can cause the engine to literly melt down, because the higher the octane, the hotter it will burn. Well, this is the objective, put like a whole box into someones gas tank (preferable when the tank is full, because people will not have the intelligence to figure out that it was the gasoline, and you can see it happen more that once to the same car), and watch you local service center for their car, again, and again, and again... 3.) Ahhh, a beautiful paint job on that assholes new car. Well, a very quick, and easy way to ruin it, is by getting a full bottle of brake fluid (DOT 3, like cars use), and pour it all over the body of the car. In less that an hour (probably within 10-20 minutes), the paint and the brake fluid will start to react together, and the paint will simply "melt" off of the cars body. Actually, DOT 3 brake fluid will peel off almost any paint on a hard surface, just pour and go, simple as that, and hell, if you want to be fancy, you can probably make designs in the paint job, Why not encrease your enjoyment. 4.) Front brakes are resposible for 75% to 85% of braking on all automobiles. Brakes on cars require friction to create the breaking process, after the pressure has been applied to the brake pedal. Well, one easy way to prevent the front brakes from working is to simply find a car with sloted wheels, get a quart of oil, and pour it onto the brake pads. They are easy to see, and if you can't see'em, just pour. After the oil gets a chance to soak in, and the person is out for a nice little drive, the first time they have to stop will be fun! The brake peddle will still have the same amount of pressure, but the brakes certainly will not work as they should. They will just spin at the same speed, leaving the rear brakes to do ALL of the work (which will take at least 3 times the work), and the car will not stop as usual...BAM!!! 5.) Slashing tires can sometimes be obvious, and if caught, it will get you into some trouble, but there is another way to flaten someones tires without being as obvoius. On the wheel, there will be a valve stem, and inside the stem, the is a valve core, which holds the air in tire. The best way to flaten a tire is to remove the valve core, and re-cap the stem; this will slowly let all of the air out of a tire, which makes less noise, and is a helluva lot less noticeable. All you will need is a small tool to un-screw the core from the valve stem,... (you can get one at ANY automotive parts store) ____________ |________| \_____________ aprox.1/8" --------> ________| _____________| |________|___/ ...you will see the core once you unscrew the cap and look into the stem. Now, all you have to do is slowly unscrew the core, once it is loose, hold it in place, then quickly pull it out and lightly put the the cap back on. If done right, the air will be coming out, but at a slow enough rate to not make any noise. If the person gets into the car soon enough, he might not notice the low tires, which will destroy them if driven on, or if they are totaly flat when the person comes out, when he looks for slash marks, there will be none. Leaving them to think it was actually something he ran over. Won't he feel dumb... Well, that is all I have for now, but look for more devious plots and plans to ruin someones day with, coming soon... áGâ'n 94